UPDATE

So it is clearly evident i have been MIA lately. Life has gotten in the way of me & my dear blog. To be honest life has gotten in the way of me and everything as of lately. I blame my lack of inspiration/ my lack of updating/ my lack of everything I haven't done lately on MY LACK OF air conditioning (if i could sleep in my car every night i would.) Today I decided to clean my apartment which was disgusting long overdue. No one unless your crazy wants to clean/ do laundry in this blistering heat. So today, in hopes to be a productive, mature 22 year old i decided to do both. While doing the unfortunate chore we all must do (unless you have someone who does it for you willingly, or you can afford to pay someone to do it for you, this doesn't apply ... but fuck you.) Yes, anyways. While i was doing my stupid, monster pile of laundry i came up with a list of laundry etiquette. Yes, you read right. Laundry etiquette. And this applies to everyone who has to share laundry.
1) time how long it will take your laundry and when its done TAKE IT OUT
2) don't leave your laundry in the washer longer then it has to be
3) don't steal my hamper, or anyones for that matter
4) don't steal someone's tide .... especially mine ...
5) don't flood the laundry room & if you accidently do clean it up you idiot 
OR at least notify the poor soul who will clean it for you
 6) take your clothes out of the dryer as soon as its done.
I'm not sure why many of you are under the impression that i want to see, touch or imagine you in your underwear ... but i don't. So just do us all the favor and time when it will be done so none of us have to sadly touch your nasty pile of clothes (even if you just cleaned it.) HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR CARTOON UNDERWEAR ?? NOT COOL .
** I am aware that some of my rules overlap but that is because I cannot stress them enough, so please follow them for all the unlucky people out there who have to share laundry and possibly touch your cartoon underwear to clean their own.

Aside from a laundry rant, i recently started a tumblr account which is updated a bit more often then my blog, only because i can update things by clicking rather then racking my brain for rhymes.
you can view it here.

Well on a parting note, i am off to finish cleaning my apartment/ watch toddlers and tiaras and question the mothers who are stupid enough to put their ugly children in these competitions. (why are you spray tanning your four year old and why are you under the impression that your daughter will become miss america????????) NO six year old girl, you are not a winner GO PLAY WITH DOLLS & STOP DRESSING LIKE ONE ... #dumbkid #crazyfuckingmoms
much love <3 nldm

six billion

There are over 6 billion people in this world. 6 billion souls. 6 billion lost. 6 billion people asking questions and searching for answers. 6 billion people on this planet looking to please themselves or somebody. With that many people you can assure yourself that some have it worse and some better.  With 6 billion people you can be reminded that your not alone. Your not left on your own searching. It may be a lonely road sometimes but all 6 billion will walk it some day. 6 billion people and were all still searching.

© nldm