stinken girls

there are many things wrong with the world.

many, many things.

poverty, world hunger, racism, global warming, pollution...

the list goes on.

one problem which we will all encounter is GIRLS.

sadly i am speaking from experience. 

before i wash pushed out of my mother’s birth canal i was said to be a boy.

yes thats right folks, my name would have been Michael James, and I would have carried on the XY chromosomes proudly. Instead, I came out with a serious missing limb (did the doctor mistake my finger for a penis??) Anyways, I came out with a ... no penis... thus I’m female... clearly... if you don’t believe me I’ll show you. 

So I can speak from experience when I say that everything (well maybe not everything) but ALOT of what is wrong with the world is GIRLS.

we talk too much.

we talk about people too much.

we are too emotional.

we think everyones out to get us.

we play this stupid game with other girls where we talk about them and then pretend we are best friends. 

“she’s such a fat bitch”, “OMG she’s the worst dresser ever”, “she looks like a tranny whore”, yada yada yada, the list goes on. Its girl syndrome. 

It took one too many talks,

one too many bad things to say,

one too many catty sleep overs for me to realize how seriously deranged us girls are.

so i’ll give it up. I’m sure i’ll still have my moments, but i’ll seriously try to remove myself from all the bullshit the xx chromosome has to offer. so girls, the next time you decide to bitch about world hunger, global warming, or the effects of the meat industry on our planet i suggest you shut up and first figure out why your going to lunch with the girl you spent the whole night before bitching about. 

© NLDM